kramer & the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad doggy day

May 14, 2012

Miscellaneous

when i woke up and whined ever so loud to tell them “i’m ready to start my day”, nobody got me from my bed for a whole half hour. i saw him and her put their pillows on their heads, and i knew it was to be a no good, mostly terrible, very boring day. i pulled out all of my toys because i knew it was time to play, only for them to be put all back away! it was going to be a very very bad day, maybe i’ll move in with my doggy friend lola. i heard the water running in the bathroom and ran to see what all the commotion was about, when before i knew it two large hands grabbed me and put me in that sudsy tub of water, rats! i knew it was to be a very terrible, very boring, and very long long day. when i went looking for her and found her on the computer i begged and begged for belly rubs using my best roll-y poll-y moves only for my tummy to be very disappointed. it was then i knew, i was having the worst of all bad, terribly sad, mopey doggy days. when he was supposed to be home and wasn’t i waited like a very good boy for probably hours until he finally came a two whole hours later than usual. i knew nothing good was to happen, and i was having the saddest of all doggy days. when i went to play with my best toy squirrel, i found someone had gone and hidden my best squirrel acorns. not my very best nutty squirrel toy nuts! now what am i supposed to do? i knew i was having a very bad, very sad, lonely, nut-less, doggy day. just when i was about to give up all hope, to make the long walk slowly and sadly, with my tail between my legs, and my head hung low to go live with lola, i heard the jingle of my collar and the rustle of my leash. what is this? could it be? it was! a trip to the park with my new frisbee. the air was cool, the grass was long, and my frisbee fast, i knew my day hadn’t turned out so bad after all. i guess lola will have to wait.
inspired by this favorite childhood book.
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